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- Life is Divine Providence
- Deciding
whom you marry is the most important decision you'll ever make.
- Most of the
things u worry about, never happens.
- Every great
achievement was once considered impossible.
- The more
creative you are, the more things you notice.
- Never be
too busy to say "please" and "thank you."
- It's hard
to argue with someone when they're right.
- It doesn't
cost anything to be nice.
- Nothing of
value comes without effort.
- You can
tell about a man by the happiness of his wife and the respect
given him by his children.
- Enthusiasm
is caught, not taught.
- Let
your children be children.
- If
you hire mediocre people, You get mediocre results.
- Good
salesmen size up prospects by their shoes and watches.
- I've
learned that regardless of color or age, we need same amount of
love.
- A
person's self-confidence determines his success.
- People
allow themselves to be only as successful as they think they deserve
to be.
- Teenage
years are comprised of tribulations, confusion, agony, and love.
- You
cannot expect others to solve your problems.
- If
you take good care of your employees, they will take good care
of your customers.
- Education,
experience, and memories - no one can take away from you.
- A
glamorous job after six months is just another job.
- The
best way to lose a friend is to lend him money.
- More
comfort doesn't necessarily mean more happiness.
- Generous
people seldom have emotional and mental problems.
- Best
thing about growing older is you don't feel the need to impress
anyone.
- Anger
manages everything poorly.
- If
you give a pig and a child everything they want, you'll get a
good pig and a bad child.
- There's
no substitute for good manners.
- Good
reputation is a person's greatest asset.
- Everyone
is attractive when they smile.
- Parents
and elders lecture and discipline you, because they care.
- You
never really know your friends until you take a vacation with
them.
- Make
little decisions with head and the big decisions with heart.
- Never
pay for a job until it's completed.
- People
are about as happy as they decide to be.
- When
bad times come, you can let them make you bitter or use them to
make you better.
- To
love and be loved is the greatest joy in the world.
- You
shouldn't marry someone who has more problems than you.
- If
I don't try new things, I won't learn new things.
- When
things go wrong, U don't have to go with them.
- U
can't change the past, but u can let it go.
- You
can't judge people by the way they look.
- Ultimately,
takers lose and givers win.
- Full
life is not determined by how long you live, but by how well.
- Good
health is true wealth.
- To
become successful, it helps to dress the part.
- One
loss doesn't make a season.
- You
can keep going long after you think you can't.
- Leisure
is not enjoyed unless it has been earned.
- To
go to parties, you have to give some parties.
- No
one can keep a secret.
- Everyone
has something to teach.
- Love
will break your heart, but it's worth.
- Categorizing
people is destructive and unfair.
- What
you are thinking about, you are becoming.
- A
person's posture says a lot about his self-confidence.
- If
you don't focus on the money but on doing a good job, money will
come.
- People
treat me the way I allow them to treat me.
- Whatever
U love to d, U do well.
- When
someone hurts your feelings, it is unimportant unless you persist
in remembering it.
- If
a child is not getting love and attention at home, he goes somewhere
else to find it.
- You
shouldn't brag about one of your children in the presence of another.
- You
don't make any mistakes with your mouth shut.
- You
can't except your children to listen to your advice and ignore
your example.
- Happiness
is like perfume: you can't give it away without getting a little
on yourself.
- Honesty
in little things is not a little thing.
- Work
enjoyed is as much fun as leisure.
- There's
no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
- Treasure
you children for when they are, nor for what you want them to
be.
- The
only thing you owe life is to become the best you can be.
- It
is impossible to teach without learning something yourself.
- If
there were no problems, there would be no opportunities.
- Purpose
of criticism is to help, not to humiliate.
- U
should make the money before you spend it.
- Secret
of success in business is : give people more than they expect.
- My
worst decisions were made when I was angry.
- Best
way to attend to any problem is to hurry slowly.
- A
new baby changes all your priorities.
- You
shouldn't expect life's very best if you're not giving it your
very best.
- U
don't understand women and U never will.
- Most
people give up just when they are about to achieve success.
- When
things get easy, it's easy to stop growing.
- You
shouldn't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
- U
can inherit wealth but never wisdom.
- The
best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
- U
still have a lot to learn.
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Every
model/housewife in her life has to do some calculations. Most find
it very difficult. Vedic mathemics over simplifies tedious, cumbersome
arithmetical operations and allows you to solve them mentally making
it seem like magic. The universe we live in has a basic mathematical
structure obeying the rules of mathematical measures and relations.
The most ancient Indian scriptures "Vedas" i.e. The fountain-head
and illimitable store-house of all knowledge - contains all knowledge
neede by mankind in 'spritual' and 'wordly' matters.
We
as children in schools are taught to cram up - or 'get by heart'
- the multiplication tables (up to 16 or 20) but according to vedic
system tables above 5 x 5 are not required. You need to know only
simple addition and subtraction to solve all multiplication problems.
Which seem like a child's play. |
FORMULA
1: "All from 9 and the last from 10" i.e. 9 X
7 (1) Take as base power of 10 nearest to numbers to be multiplied
i.e. 10. |
(10)
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2)
Subtract each from others base (10) on right side with minus
sign to show both are less than 10. |
9 |
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1 |
3)
Product will have 2 parts left / right. |
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4)
For left part cross subtract i.e. (9-3) or (7-1) = 6 |
7 |
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3 |
5)
For right part vertically multiply the two deficit figures (1&
3) this product is 3 |
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Thus
9 X 7 = 63. |
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proves correctness of alegebrical formula (x - a) (x-b) = x (x-a-b)
+ ab |
(10) |
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Surplus
portion on left should always be 'carried' over to the left.
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7 |
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12 |
Thus
1 of the 12 get 'carried' over to the left and the answer becomes
42 |
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2 : Base now required is 100 |
93 |
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7 |
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88 |
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78 |
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56 |
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44 |
92 |
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| When right
hand side more than two digit number, with 100 as our base we can
have only two digits on right side. 'carry' the extra digit (surplus)
to the left. |
88 |
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12 |
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88 |
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12 |
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25 |
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75 |
88 |
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12 |
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91 |
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144 |
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79 |
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108 |
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150 |
7744 |
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8008 |
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2450 |
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hand side yield product smaller than what ? We are entitled to 'fill
the gap up' with zeros. |
98 |
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96 |
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97 |
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99 |
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9702 |
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879 |
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888 |
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999999997 |
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000000003 |
999 |
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991 |
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999999998 |
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000000002 |
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1008 |
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000000006 |
878121 |
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999999995000000006 |
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| EXAMPLE:
if numbers are above 10 cross add instead of subtracting |
18 |
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1005 |
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05 |
11 |
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109 |
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120 |
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045 |
198 |
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12099 |
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1014045 |
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| EXAMPLE:
If one number is above and other number is below the right hand position
gives minus product by Vertical multiplication and has to be subtracted. |
12 |
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108 |
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8 |
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1026 |
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26 |
8 |
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2 |
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97 |
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104/76 |
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1022/922 |
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| If simplicity
and magic of numbers has impressed you |
| For
further knowledge refer to the book "Vedic Mathematics by Jagdguru
Sri Bharti Krsna Tirthaji Maharaja (Motilal Banarsidass) |
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Two
guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
One guy says "I'm a Yuppie ... you know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINK... you know Double Income
No Kids."
The woman says "I am a WIFE... you know, Wash, Iron, Food Etc." |
A
80 year old man marries a young woman, the following year she is
in the hospital for their first child. The nurse asks the old man
"Sir how do you do it at your age ?" he replies "I
just keep the motor running", The following again she gives
birth to the second child and again the nurse asks him "Amazing
how do you do it" He just looks at her and says "I just
keep the motor running." The third year she is having their
third child and again the nurse comes out and says to the husband
"I know you keep the motor running", He says "Yes
I'do" The nurse looks at him and says "You better change
the oil - It's black". |
Begger
: Please give me 5/- for a cup of tea.
Passerby : You can get a cup of tea for just 2.50/-
Begger : I thought you might like to join me. |
A
sardar telephoned an airline and asked, "How long does it take
to fly to Delhi ?"
The operator answer " Just a minute. "
"Thank you ," said the Sardar and put the phone down. |
| Sex
is like Nokia : Connecting people.
It is like Nike : Just do it.
It is like Pepsi : Yeh Dil Mange More.
It's like Pan Parag : Ek Se Kya Hoga. |
A
Good friend is like a good bra : hard to find, comfortable, supportive,
prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to
your heart. |
Women's
Ages :
16-25 like Africa : partly explored, partly virgin.
25-35 like the Far East : hot and mysterious.
35-45 like Europe : worn but interesting in parts.
55-65 like Russia : had her years of glory in days gone by.
65 and above like the Arctic : everyone knows where it is but no
one wants to go there. |
All
desirable things are either illegal, banned, fattening or married. |
I
pray to God every day to give everyone a friend like you, Why should
I be the only one to suffer. |
A
manager with his secretary went to a hotel. When they went to the
bed he turned towards her and asked her, "Do you want me to
treat you as a wife or as a secretary ?
Se said as a wife, So he said "Good night". |
God
is so wise that he never created people with price tags, because
if he had, every wife would sell her husband at 50 % discount. |
Survey
reveals every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at the
same time - one cleaning and one cooking. |
Man
went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that
it would be unless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question,
I just want to stop peeing on my shoes. |
What
is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high
maintenance for the little time we spend in them. |
Man
on business trip. Every week he wired his wife, "Busy, still
buying." At the end of six week she wires her husband, "Come
home before I sell what I think you are buying." |
What
did Bill Gate's wife say when she saw him naked for the first time.
"Oh shit ! Now I know why you call it Micro soft." |
Why
was two-piece bikini invented ? To separate meat section from the
dairy section. |
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Woman
from Venus - Men from Mars, perspective on time and space are
gender specific, West has linear perspective of time from birth
to death i.e. This moment well never come back to make most of it.
In Eastern religion time is cyclic and keeps repeating.
Women is almost always into Cyclical time i.e. oblivious to the
passing unit of time, whereas man is in linear time - i.e. Particular
about time, almost paranoid, builds up stress, tensions if his time
is wasted in traffic jams and in inefficiency.
Western male urge is to conquer time and space and dominate his
surroundings whereas eastern female urge is to explore inner space.
The world is moving to linear time with facilities like Aeroplanes,
Mobile phones the world has shrunk to Global Village. "Time
is Money" is male perspective on time Thought process and vocabulary
of both men and women are totally different as woman think and act
from heart whereas men from their head.
Men are calculation, logical and problem solvers, Women are emotional,
sensitive, imaginative and hyper so when women tells her husband
I have a problem tell me what to do ? If the husband gives apt advice,
She will feel that he is useless, not caring, self centered. The
smart husband understands, wife does not really want any advice.
She just wants to let off her steam (pressure cooker). She will
go on talking, talking, he just needs to listen attentively noding
his head and soon her problem is solved and her husband has helped. |
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| INTELLIGENT
ANAGRAM - SCRAMBLE SCRABBLE -
REARRANGE IT - ARRANGE IT |
| MOTHER-IN-LAW
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WOMAN
HITLER |
A
DECIMAL POINT - |
I'M
A DOT IN PLACE |
| ELEVEN
PLUS TWO - |
TWELVE
PLUS ONE |
THE
EARTHQUAKE - |
THAT
QUEER SHAKE |
| GEORGE
BUSH - |
HE
BUGS GORE |
THE
MORSE CODE - |
HERE
COMES DOTS |
| DESPERATION
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A
ROPE ENDS IT |
EVANGELIST
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EVIL'S
AGENT |
| DORMITORY
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DIRTY
ROOM |
SNOOZE
ALARMS - |
ALAS
! NO MORE Z'S |
| PRESIDENT
CLINTON OF THE USA - |
TO
COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN |
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- Arise, awake and stop not till the goal
is reached.
- Common sense is not a common thing.
- Only few men think, but all have opinions.
- Our errors are steps on the way.
- Time and Tide wait for no man.
- When you educate a woman you educate a
whole family.
- A man's best friends are his ten fingers
and his confidence.
- A bad workman never gets a good tool.
- A child is not a vase to be filled, but
a fire to be lit.
- A critic is a man who knows the way but
can't drive the car.
- A danger foreseen is half avoided.
- Discretion is better part of valour.
- A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings.
- Borrowing is not much better than begging.
- Coming events cast their shadows before.
- Justice delayed is justice denied.
- Education begins with life.
- God made time, but man made haste.
- He who gives quickly gives twice.
- He who is overcautious will accomplish
little.
- History repeats itself.
- Laughter is the shortest distance between
two people.
- Life is a progress from want to want.
- Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door
when it leaves.
- Much learning does not teach understanding.
- No one can make you feel inferior without
your consent.
- No one is rich enough to do without a neighbour.
- We are each responsible for our happiness.
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Whose
Lips are these ? This quiz is just for fun,
no prizes for guessing, Answers are at the bottom of the quiz. |
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| Still
confused with the answers ? Ok we will give them
to you ... 1. Aishwarya Rai 2. Julia Roberts 3.
Penelope Cruz 4. Rekha 5. Angelina Jolie 6. Urmila Matondkar
7. Naomi Campbell 8. Elizabeth Hurley 9. Andrey
Hepburn 10. Waheeda Rehman 11. Meg Ryan 12.
Lisa Ray 13. Marilyn Monroe 14. Madhubala
15. Rani Mukherjee 16. Madhuri Dixit 17. Calista
Flockhart 18. Madhu Sapre 19. Rakhee 20. Sophia
Loren 21. Catherine Zeta Jones 22. Laetitia
Casta 23. Manisha Koirala 24. Jennifer Lopez |
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