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- Life is Divine Providence
- Deciding whom you marry is the most important decision you'll ever make.
- Most of the things u worry about, never happens.
- Every great achievement was once considered impossible.
- The more creative you are, the more things you notice.
- Never be too busy to say "please" and "thank you."
- It's hard to argue with someone when they're right.
- It doesn't cost anything to be nice.
- Nothing of value comes without effort.
- You can tell about a man by the happiness of his wife and the respect given him by his children.
- Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.
- Let your children be children.
- If you hire mediocre people, You get mediocre results.
- Good salesmen size up prospects by their shoes and watches.
- I've learned that regardless of color or age, we need same amount of love.
- A person's self-confidence determines his success.
- People allow themselves to be only as successful as they think they deserve to be.
- Teenage years are comprised of tribulations, confusion, agony, and love.
- You cannot expect others to solve your problems.
- If you take good care of your employees, they will take good care of your customers.
- Education, experience, and memories - no one can take away from you.
- A glamorous job after six months is just another job.
- The best way to lose a friend is to lend him money.
- More comfort doesn't necessarily mean more happiness.
- Generous people seldom have emotional and mental problems.
- Best thing about growing older is you don't feel the need to impress anyone.
- Anger manages everything poorly.
- If you give a pig and a child everything they want, you'll get a good pig and a bad child.
- There's no substitute for good manners.
- Good reputation is a person's greatest asset.
- Everyone is attractive when they smile.
- Parents and elders lecture and discipline you, because they care.
- You never really know your friends until you take a vacation with them.
- Make little decisions with head and the big decisions with heart.
- Never pay for a job until it's completed.
- People are about as happy as they decide to be.
- When bad times come, you can let them make you bitter or use them to make you better.
- To love and be loved is the greatest joy in the world.
- You shouldn't marry someone who has more problems than you.
- If I don't try new things, I won't learn new things.
- When things go wrong, U don't have to go with them.
- U can't change the past, but u can let it go.
- You can't judge people by the way they look.
- Ultimately, takers lose and givers win.
- Full life is not determined by how long you live, but by how well.
- Good health is true wealth.
- To become successful, it helps to dress the part.
- One loss doesn't make a season.
- You can keep going long after you think you can't.
- Leisure is not enjoyed unless it has been earned.
- To go to parties, you have to give some parties.
- No one can keep a secret.
- Everyone has something to teach.
- Love will break your heart, but it's worth.
- Categorizing people is destructive and unfair.
- What you are thinking about, you are becoming.
- A person's posture says a lot about his self-confidence.
- If you don't focus on the money but on doing a good job, money will come.
- People treat me the way I allow them to treat me.
- Whatever U love to d, U do well.
- When someone hurts your feelings, it is unimportant unless you persist in remembering it.
- If a child is not getting love and attention at home, he goes somewhere else to find it.
- You shouldn't brag about one of your children in the presence of another.
- You don't make any mistakes with your mouth shut.
- You can't except your children to listen to your advice and ignore your example.
- Happiness is like perfume: you can't give it away without getting a little on yourself.
- Honesty in little things is not a little thing.
- Work enjoyed is as much fun as leisure.
- There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
- Treasure you children for when they are, nor for what you want them to be.
- The only thing you owe life is to become the best you can be.
- It is impossible to teach without learning something yourself.
- If there were no problems, there would be no opportunities.
- Purpose of criticism is to help, not to humiliate.
- U should make the money before you spend it.
- Secret of success in business is : give people more than they expect.
- My worst decisions were made when I was angry.
- Best way to attend to any problem is to hurry slowly.
- A new baby changes all your priorities.
- You shouldn't expect life's very best if you're not giving it your very best.
- U don't understand women and U never will.
- Most people give up just when they are about to achieve success.
- When things get easy, it's easy to stop growing.
- You shouldn't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
- U can inherit wealth but never wisdom.
- The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
- U still have a lot to learn.
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Every model/housewife in her life has to do some calculations. Most find it very difficult. Vedic mathemics over simplifies tedious, cumbersome arithmetical operations and allows you to solve them mentally making it seem like magic. The universe we live in has a basic mathematical structure obeying the rules of mathematical measures and relations. The most ancient Indian scriptures "Vedas" i.e. The fountain-head and illimitable store-house of all knowledge - contains all knowledge neede by mankind in 'spritual' and 'wordly' matters.
We as children in schools are taught to cram up - or 'get by heart' - the multiplication tables (up to 16 or 20) but according to vedic system tables above 5 x 5 are not required. You need to know only simple addition and subtraction to solve all multiplication problems. Which seem like a child's play. |
FORMULA 1: "All from 9 and the last from 10" i.e. 9 X 7 (1) Take as base power of 10 nearest to numbers to be multiplied i.e. 10. |
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2) Subtract each from others base (10) on right side with minus sign to show both are less than 10. |
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3) Product will have 2 parts left / right. |
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4) For left part cross subtract i.e. (9-3) or (7-1) = 6 |
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5) For right part vertically multiply the two deficit figures (1& 3) this product is 3 |
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Thus 9 X 7 = 63. |
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| Also proves correctness of alegebrical formula (x - a) (x-b) = x (x-a-b) + ab |
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Surplus portion on left should always be 'carried' over to the left. |
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Thus 1 of the 12 get 'carried' over to the left and the answer becomes 42 |
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| E.g. 2 : Base now required is 100 |
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| When right hand side more than two digit number, with 100 as our base we can have only two digits on right side. 'carry' the extra digit (surplus) to the left. |
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| When right hand side yield product smaller than what ? We are entitled to 'fill the gap up' with zeros. |
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| EXAMPLE: if numbers are above 10 cross add instead of subtracting |
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| EXAMPLE: If one number is above and other number is below the right hand position gives minus product by Vertical multiplication and has to be subtracted. |
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| If simplicity and magic of numbers has impressed you |
| For further knowledge refer to the book "Vedic Mathematics by Jagdguru Sri Bharti Krsna Tirthaji Maharaja (Motilal Banarsidass) |
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. One guy says "I'm a Yuppie ... you know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINK... you know Double Income No Kids."
The woman says "I am a WIFE... you know, Wash, Iron, Food Etc." |
A 80 year old man marries a young woman, the following year she is in the hospital for their first child. The nurse asks the old man "Sir how do you do it at your age ?" he replies "I just keep the motor running", The following again she gives birth to the second child and again the nurse asks him "Amazing how do you do it" He just looks at her and says "I just keep the motor running." The third year she is having their third child and again the nurse comes out and says to the husband "I know you keep the motor running", He says "Yes I'do" The nurse looks at him and says "You better change the oil - It's black". |
Begger : Please give me 5/- for a cup of tea.
Passerby : You can get a cup of tea for just 2.50/-
Begger : I thought you might like to join me. |
A sardar telephoned an airline and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Delhi ?"
The operator answer " Just a minute. "
"Thank you ," said the Sardar and put the phone down. |
Sex is like Nokia : Connecting people.
It is like Nike : Just do it.
It is like Pepsi : Yeh Dil Mange More.
It's like Pan Parag : Ek Se Kya Hoga. |
A Good friend is like a good bra : hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart. |
Women's Ages :
16-25 like Africa : partly explored, partly virgin.
25-35 like the Far East : hot and mysterious.
35-45 like Europe : worn but interesting in parts.
55-65 like Russia : had her years of glory in days gone by.
65 and above like the Arctic : everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there. |
All desirable things are either illegal, banned, fattening or married. |
I pray to God every day to give everyone a friend like you, Why should I be the only one to suffer. |
A manager with his secretary went to a hotel. When they went to the bed he turned towards her and asked her, "Do you want me to treat you as a wife or as a secretary ?
Se said as a wife, So he said "Good night". |
God is so wise that he never created people with price tags, because if he had, every wife would sell her husband at 50 % discount. |
Survey reveals every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at the same time - one cleaning and one cooking. |
Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that it would be unless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes. |
What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them. |
Man on business trip. Every week he wired his wife, "Busy, still buying." At the end of six week she wires her husband, "Come home before I sell what I think you are buying." |
What did Bill Gate's wife say when she saw him naked for the first time. "Oh shit ! Now I know why you call it Micro soft." |
Why was two-piece bikini invented ? To separate meat section from the dairy section. |
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Woman from Venus - Men from Mars, perspective on time and space are gender specific, West has linear perspective of time from birth to death i.e. This moment well never come back to make most of it. In Eastern religion time is cyclic and keeps repeating.
Women is almost always into Cyclical time i.e. oblivious to the passing unit of time, whereas man is in linear time - i.e. Particular about time, almost paranoid, builds up stress, tensions if his time is wasted in traffic jams and in inefficiency.
Western male urge is to conquer time and space and dominate his surroundings whereas eastern female urge is to explore inner space. The world is moving to linear time with facilities like Aeroplanes, Mobile phones the world has shrunk to Global Village. "Time is Money" is male perspective on time Thought process and vocabulary of both men and women are totally different as woman think and act from heart whereas men from their head.
Men are calculation, logical and problem solvers, Women are emotional, sensitive, imaginative and hyper so when women tells her husband I have a problem tell me what to do ? If the husband gives apt advice, She will feel that he is useless, not caring, self centered. The smart husband understands, wife does not really want any advice. She just wants to let off her steam (pressure cooker). She will go on talking, talking, he just needs to listen attentively noding his head and soon her problem is solved and her husband has helped. |
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INTELLIGENT ANAGRAM - SCRAMBLE SCRABBLE -
REARRANGE IT - ARRANGE IT |
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WOMAN HITLER |
A DECIMAL POINT - |
I'M A DOT IN PLACE |
| ELEVEN PLUS TWO - |
TWELVE PLUS ONE |
THE EARTHQUAKE - |
THAT QUEER SHAKE |
| GEORGE BUSH - |
HE BUGS GORE |
THE MORSE CODE - |
HERE COMES DOTS |
| DESPERATION - |
A ROPE ENDS IT |
EVANGELIST - |
EVIL'S AGENT |
| DORMITORY - |
DIRTY ROOM |
SNOOZE ALARMS - |
ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S |
| PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA - |
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN |
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- Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
- Common sense is not a common thing.
- Only few men think, but all have opinions.
- Our errors are steps on the way.
- Time and Tide wait for no man.
- When you educate a woman you educate a whole family.
- A man's best friends are his ten fingers and his confidence.
- A bad workman never gets a good tool.
- A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.
- A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
- A danger foreseen is half avoided.
- Discretion is better part of valour.
- A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings.
- Borrowing is not much better than begging.
- Coming events cast their shadows before.
- Justice delayed is justice denied.
- Education begins with life.
- God made time, but man made haste.
- He who gives quickly gives twice.
- He who is overcautious will accomplish little.
- History repeats itself.
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- Life is a progress from want to want.
- Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.
- Much learning does not teach understanding.
- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- No one is rich enough to do without a neighbour.
- We are each responsible for our happiness.
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Whose Lips are these ? This quiz is just for fun, no prizes for guessing, Answers are at the bottom of the quiz. |
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| Still confused with the answers ? Ok we will give them to you ... 1. Aishwarya Rai 2. Julia Roberts 3. Penelope Cruz 4. Rekha 5. Angelina Jolie 6. Urmila Matondkar 7. Naomi Campbell 8. Elizabeth Hurley 9. Andrey Hepburn 10. Waheeda Rehman 11. Meg Ryan 12. Lisa Ray 13. Marilyn Monroe 14. Madhubala 15. Rani Mukherjee 16. Madhuri Dixit 17. Calista Flockhart 18. Madhu Sapre 19. Rakhee 20. Sophia Loren 21. Catherine Zeta Jones 22. Laetitia Casta 23. Manisha Koirala 24. Jennifer Lopez |
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